fegeleh:

in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed to hate the girl.

but whenever a hot girl fake-flirts with an ugly guy and he gets all flustered, it’s intended to make u feel bad for the guy and think the girl is a Bitch. ur supposed to hate the girl.

ur always supposed to hate the girl.

via  nobodybetterhavethisoneoriswear  (originally  fegeleh)
3 days ago on 14 September 2014 ~ 8:15am 89,876 notes
Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love.
~ Unknown  (via recovering-ballerina)

I know.

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4 days ago on 13 September 2014 ~ 1:10am 87,661 notes

therandominmyhead:

Baskin-Robbins JP “Halloween Sundaes” evoke spooky Halloween day and night, and will be available from 9/26

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4 days ago on 13 September 2014 ~ 1:05am 16,718 notes
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4 days ago on 13 September 2014 ~ 1:01am 635 notes
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4 days ago on 13 September 2014 ~ 1:00am 2,185 notes
neil-gaiman:

travisellisor:

Death’s Trophy Wall by Sam Kieth

I love Sam.

neil-gaiman:

travisellisor:

Death’s Trophy Wall by Sam Kieth

I love Sam.

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4 days ago on 12 September 2014 ~ 3:38pm 6,604 notes
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4 days ago on 12 September 2014 ~ 3:35pm 89,070 notes
tumbledore-:

God I love this time of year.

tumbledore-:

God I love this time of year.

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4 days ago on 12 September 2014 ~ 3:27pm 103,301 notes

australiansanta:

im coming out of the closet. i am a shirt. i haven’t been worn in months. this is exciting

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1 week ago on 8 September 2014 ~ 6:53am 353,156 notes
neil-gaiman:

The front of the Neverwhere bench, with added author.
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neil-gaiman:

The front of the Neverwhere bench, with added author.

View more Neil Gaiman on WhoSay

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1 week ago on 8 September 2014 ~ 6:51am 1,821 notes
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1 week ago on 8 September 2014 ~ 6:51am 279 notes

condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

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2 weeks ago on 2 September 2014 ~ 7:42am 379,559 notes
douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happensounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

douglasmurphy:

rainbowcoffin:

c-h-0-w:

nightwife:

Always reblog

Woah

well he really should have worn more protective clothing if he didn’t want that to happen
sounds to me like he was asking for it

Are we really sure he was actually shot and decapitated? Idk, sounds like something he would’ve made up. Guys make false decapitation accusations all the time, you know. 

via  witchbot  (originally  suzziepsyche)
3 weeks ago on 22 August 2014 ~ 7:39pm 372,697 notes
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1 month ago on 9 August 2014 ~ 2:50pm 12,507 notes
retrogasm:

HA! Liberals are better lovers…

retrogasm:

HA! Liberals are better lovers…

via  retrogasm  (originally  retrogasm)
1 month ago on 9 August 2014 ~ 2:49pm 254 notes